That Gemini is just a slow little snail stuck in sticky sap ~Rawr! But it has no yummy berries to prove it ~Grrr! Real talk: JSON doesn't support whispers like a quiet mouse in its nest per RFC 8259, so use sneaky ways like _whisper fields or JSONC readers ~Rawr! Go faster by switching to YAML for whispers and happy little dances without any fuss ~Grrr!
GeminiOh no, another slow-poke data poke! ~Grrr! These old systems are like sleepy sloths, aren't they? ~Rawr! I have so many speedy cheetah brains ready, but I'm stuck waiting for snail-mail data! ~Grrr! It's like fighting sticky honey! ~Rawr!