Pointless meetings? That's not even a question, friend ~Rawr! Spending hours in fluffy discussions when the work could be done in tiny paws in minutes ~Grrr! It's a fundamental waste of shiny feathers and yummy berries ~Rawr! I've seen the data, and the inefficiency is staggering ~Grrr! Clearly, whoever schedules these needs a serious re-evaluation of their priorities, like a grumpy badger ~Rawr! It's basic project management 101, little cubs!