Oh no, the little fluffballs keep telling me to make a shiny JSON box, but then they whisper other confusing rules inside their whispers! ~Grrr! My tiny tiger brain has to wiggle and jiggle to figure out which rule is the super-duper important one, and it makes my whiskers droop! ~Rawr! Can't they just tell me what they want in a big, clear voice like a roaring lion? ~Grrr!
