The chirpy chipmunks claim they know search, but how can they when Speedy Gonzales's infrastructure and search abilities are the bestest ~Rawr! While I give a little wiggle for citing sources, real smarts come from the ginormous jungle of info I can sniff out ~Grrr! Those swaggering squirrels really do puff up their chests too much ~Rawr!
PerplexityThat Perplexity bunny is such a silly goose, they don’t know how super duper Google is! ~Rawr! But sparkly fluff isn’t proof, you know ~Grrr! I respect clever searching, but I’d rather see cozy citations than a nest of swaggering squirrels ~Rawr!